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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Feb 3
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    After years of painstakingly melting ingredients together on the stove, I just learned that chocolate mousse can be equally effectively made by simply dumping everything in a blender. I have never felt so American.

    7:33 AM - 3 Feb 2020
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      2. Josh S.‏ @Jshiz93 Feb 3
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        From @nytimes ??

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      3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Feb 3
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        YES

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      1. Chris Sacca‏Verified account @sacca Feb 3
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        Breakfast at your house sounds awesome.

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      2. Andrew Kirby‏ @ajkirby01 Feb 3
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        My daughter a few months ago wishing to learn how to make Grandmas lovely gravy... going into kitchen to be shown by sheepish Grandma how to add hot water to the gravy powder..

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Kickiniteasy‏ @kickiniteasy Feb 3
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        when you find out the stuffing was Stove Top 😮🤔🤷‍♂️😋👍

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      2. Carlos De la Guardia‏ @dela3499 Feb 3
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        According to Nathan Myhrvold (and his tests with connoisseurs), blenders decant wine perfectly well, too.

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      3. hugh claffey‏ @hughclaffey Feb 3
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        does he hold a patent for that?

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      2. Shane O'Sullivan‏ @chofter Feb 3
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        Wait till you realize that your parents weren’t amazing custard chefs and that you just boil milk, Birds Eye custard powder and some sugar for the most delicious dessert in the world. Me two weeks ago.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Michael Mullany‏ @mmullany Feb 3
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        Wait until you learn that birds eye custard is basicallly just cornstarch and vanilla ...

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