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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Jan 20
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    "In 2016, a study […] determined by radiocarbon dating of crystals within the lens of their eyes that the oldest of the animals that they sampled, which also was the largest, had lived for 392 ± 120 years and was consequently born between 1504 and 1744." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark …

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      2. José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente‏ @ArtirKel Jan 20
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        I see you are reading the FAQ :)

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      3. José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente‏ @ArtirKel Jan 20
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        José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente Retweeted Patrick Collison

        I hope you find the dose of 'inasmuch' adequatehttps://twitter.com/patrickc/status/1163573080012148737?s=19 …

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        Inasmuch, albeit, and wherewithal are particularly good words. Day gets at least 1% better each time I have occasion to use one.
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      1. TFA Shorty‏ @yuckycatbreath Jan 20
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        Been around forever without any progress. Complete lack of innovation in that species

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        "The authors further concluded that the species reaches sexual maturity at about 150 years of age."

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        I only wish the best years of my sex life were still ahead of me.

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      2. Evelyn Keaveney‏ @Ceibheannaigh Feb 4
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        Have you seen our work at the 14Chrono Center in Belfast? @arcpalqub Some fish we caught in 2016 came out at >500 years old, unexpectedly consuming soil/peat carbon (via inverts)! So would humans eating these fish...pic.twitter.com/szlL82h4N3

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      3. Evelyn Keaveney‏ @Ceibheannaigh Feb 4
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        Replying to @Ceibheannaigh @patrickc @arcpalqub

        Link to article if you're interested :) @patrickchttps://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/42CBF430837B50CA8B6FD6E97092A21E/S0033822200056812a.pdf/div-class-title-young-old-and-weathered-carbon-part-2-using-radiocarbon-and-stable-isotopes-to-identify-terrestrial-carbon-support-of-the-food-web-in-an-alkaline-humic-lake-div.pdf …

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      1. Marcin Nis‏ @Marcin_Nis Jan 20
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        "determined by radiocarbon dating of crystals within the lens of their eyes" - Science is so cool ! 😁

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