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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 10 Jun 2019

    Is there a tier of adulthood where the server’s “be careful, this plate is very hot” warning is not something you immediately treat as an challenge to your incredibly heat-resistant skin?

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      1. Ben Colley‏ @BJColley 10 Jun 2019
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      2. Anna Gát  🧭 Miami/NYC (Jan10-Feb7)‏ @TheAnnaGat 10 Jun 2019
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        No.

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      3. José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente‏ @ArtirKel 10 Jun 2019
        Replying to @TheAnnaGat @patrickc

        I still have highly sensitive hands, can't wash plates with warm water for example

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      1. Patrick Keane‏Verified account @phkeane 10 Jun 2019
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        Pinky, wet paint.

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      1. Jeff Needles‏ @jsneedles 10 Jun 2019
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        Yeah, when you’re so old you don’t hear it and do it on accident anyways?

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      1. Danielle‏ @daniellegee 10 Jun 2019
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        I absolutely immediately touched my extremely hot plate following my server’s warning tonight so sadly, no.

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      1. Robin Stethem‏ @RobinStethem 10 Jun 2019
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        When I was about 5 sitting by the stove as my dad cooked I remember him pointing to the element and saying “hot! don’t touch”, as soon as he looked away I high fived it. Learned something that day

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      1. Joaquín ‘Meta’ Beltrán  🐇 #GreenZoneAct‏ @joaquinlife 10 Jun 2019
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        Been waiting for that tier ever since NBA JAM.pic.twitter.com/8QIh69z4hF

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      1. Mike Massaro‏ @mpmassaro 10 Jun 2019
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        Haven’t found it yet if there is... #WarningMustNotBeMeantForMe

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      1. nickselman  🪴‏ @nickselman 10 Jun 2019
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        It’s called “experiential learning”

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