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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 26 Apr 2019
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    Sometimes feel a bit unreasonably pleased that the Stripe elevators enable floor deselection.

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      1. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 26 Apr 2019
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        Over ten years, will probably save me at least a minute.

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      2. Stewart Butterfield‏Verified account @stewart 26 Apr 2019
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        Is it the double-tap thing?

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      3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 26 Apr 2019
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        Hey haven’t you got work to do? (Congrats!)

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      2. Ben Thompson‏Verified account @benthompson 26 Apr 2019
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        This is an area where Asia is definitely ahead: not only do all elevators have floor deselection, but the close door button actually works as well

        12 replies 3 retweets 151 likes
      3. Jaap Stronks‏Verified account @jaapstronks 27 Apr 2019
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        Do the elevators also arrive more quickly if you frantically repeat-press the "come fetch me" button?

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      2. Des Traynor‏Verified account @destraynor 26 Apr 2019
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        We're gonna be reading a blog post in a few months about how y'all built your own elevator software aren't we?

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      3. Andrei Savu‏ @andreisavu 26 Apr 2019
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        That would be the ultime NIH syndrome! Networked elevators with deep learning models and data feeds from building surveillance cameras.

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      2. jaxonklein‏ @jaxonklein 26 Apr 2019
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        That’s entirely reasonable on multiple levels

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      3. Conor O 🏂  🌋 🌲 🌨 🏔 🇮🇪‏ @ConorOSullivan 26 Apr 2019
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        Great pun

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