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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 27 Dec 2018
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    We held a planking contest last night. Times in the 3 - 4 minute range. Unimpressed, Mom—60 this year—entered and casually held 5 mins. 😳😵pic.twitter.com/CHNsbhcoca

    11:06 AM - 27 Dec 2018
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      1. Francisco Tolmasky‏ @tolmasky 27 Dec 2018
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        Thinking we should swap daily stand ups for daily plank-ups.

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      1. michael_nielsen‏ @michael_nielsen 28 Dec 2018
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        michael_nielsen Retweeted John Collison

        In fairness, this really didn't seem likely to end well:https://twitter.com/collision/status/835002002073530370 …

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        John Collison @collision
        Just discovered my dad does a *five minute* plank every morning *while shaving*. My closest life hack is lying in bed while reading twitter.
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      2. Graham‏ @GrahamGarner 27 Dec 2018
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        Moms are always stronger than we imagine :)

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      3. Graham Lea‏ @evolvable 28 Dec 2018
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        Every man who witnesses his wife giving birth comes away with a transformed understanding of who she is.

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      1. Daniel Ng‏ @ng_daniel_ 27 Dec 2018
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        Form, not on point

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      1. Anna Gát‏ @TheAnnaGat 27 Dec 2018
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        I thought my Christmas was weird!!

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      1. emmaluna‏ @emmaluna 27 Dec 2018
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        @avibryant didn't believe I could out-plank him. @avibryant was wrong

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      1. Danielle‏ @daniellegee 27 Dec 2018
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        She's in fantastic company.pic.twitter.com/BbwTIb6zek

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      1. Jennifer Hourihane‏ @Jenhourihane 27 Dec 2018
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        whatever happened to scrabble and a glass of wine?!.. it’s Christmas 😂

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        We’re not alone @stephliverani @lukechesserpic.twitter.com/lfKA2nHFsY

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