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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Sep 11

    Just wondering: is there a secret website for upvoting questionable design decisions in favorite applications? *Returns to Google Docs tab presenting interstitial warning about having clicked link that leads to an 👻 outside website 👻.*

    3:18 PM - 11 Sep 2018
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      2. Ilya Sukhar‏ @ilyasu Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        I think you’re on it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Sep 11
        Replying to @ilyasu

        Indeed -- though I really do suspect that this could work as a standalone service. (The ideal version would of course be some kind of "???" button integrated in the OS/browser, with aggregate analytics for developers... missing feedback loop.)

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Ilya Sukhar‏ @ilyasu Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        Interesting. What magnitude of button clickers would make a dent on the Stripe roadmap?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Sep 11
        Replying to @ilyasu

        I think it's less about magnitude and more about ratios. Assuming some kind of Pareto distribution, I'm sure there's tons of low-hanging fruit. We have metrics for coarse usage but not for annoyance and refinement.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. Yuriy Dybskiy‏ @html5cat Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc @ilyasu

        Yuriy Dybskiy Retweeted Guillermo Rauch

        Do you think Intercom solves that or something like @zeithq feedback form?https://mobile.twitter.com/rauchg/status/997910613295693824 …

        Yuriy Dybskiy added,

        Guillermo RauchVerified account @rauchg
        You can now send us Feedback on every (logged-in) page Your opinion matters! https://zeit.co  pic.twitter.com/A4iDTCsWMe
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      7. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Sep 11
        Replying to @html5cat @ilyasu @zeithq

        So that feedback form has a funny backstory... 😀

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Guillermo Rauch‏Verified account @rauchg Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc @html5cat and

        🤣

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      9. Guillermo Rauch‏Verified account @rauchg Sep 11
        Replying to @rauchg @patrickc and

        I’d love to hear how the team came up with it cc @esacrosa

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Tristan Homsi‏ @homsiT Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        Tristan Homsi Retweeted Marcos Besteiro

        To be fair...https://twitter.com/MarcosBL/status/1039534475762454530 …

        Tristan Homsi added,

        0:09
        Marcos Besteiro @MarcosBL
        Google Login. Secure https and valid certificate. New level of Phishing. Looks like I'm expanding all windows from now on. pic.twitter.com/yw9M76VmG3
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      3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc Sep 11
        Replying to @homsiT

        Totally, but above is a big problem whether or not you have interstitials. (And Google doesn't *consistently* have them, which is what would be required, even if they did work.)

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Joe Blair‏ @joeblairkey Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc @homsiT

        Pretty sure they won't add them to Search 🙈

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Max Child‏ @mlchild Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/ … is along these lines

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      1. sarah mceneaney‏ @sarahmceneaney Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        You’re on said website. Consider it upvoted.

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      1. Fırat Can Başarır‏ @firat Sep 12
        Replying to @patrickc

        “Ooh, that sounds scary. I’d rather stay in the confines of Google Docs. It’s nice and safe here”. Said nobody ever.

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      1. Lama‏ @LamaAlRajih Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        also, Google only lets you rotate images in photos, but not drive 🤦🏻‍♀️

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      1. Andrey Zagoruiko‏ @andreyzagoruiko Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        https://darkpatterns.org/hall-of-shame 

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      1. Vlad‏ @Vlokshin Sep 12
        Replying to @patrickc

        Submit link w/ comment / pic or gif. See a feed (w/ search). Vote up. You could probably spin a lot of this up with AirTable for free (and some time). Or you could build this with http://Turtle.ai . It’d cost you $5k or less and I’d manage it free if we can use on site 😁

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      1. Praveen Singh‏ @praveensinghv Sep 12
        Replying to @patrickc

        http://userbugs.com , please do share the website, we will create the http://app.userbugs.com , which you can then upvote

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      1. Winston Goh‏ @win_stongoh Sep 11
        Replying to @patrickc

        Slack has an anonymous poll app.

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