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    Patrick Kidd‏Verified account @patrick_kidd Apr 11

    Someone, I think Simon Kelner, once wrote that papers shd use a type called "ironic" (like italic but slanting backwards) to help Americans

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      2. David Stallibrass‏ @DStallibrass Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd

        https://www.theguardian.com/media/2002/oct/22/pressandpublishing.privacy …

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      3. Patrick Kidd‏Verified account @patrick_kidd Apr 11
        Replying to @DStallibrass

        I don't see the connection?

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      4. David Stallibrass‏ @DStallibrass Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd

        Mirror writes apology that is so OTT it can only be ironic, then implies that recipient of apology didn't get irony because he's American.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Patrick Kidd‏Verified account @patrick_kidd Apr 11
        Replying to @DStallibrass

        Ah sorry. Read it at too much haste. Lots of messages for some reason today...

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      2. Hugo Rifkind‏Verified account @hugorifkind Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd

        I'm so surprised by that piece. It's Sarah Lyall. She normally seems to get Britain better than Brits do.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Lauren Collins‏ @laurenzcollins Apr 11
        Replying to @hugorifkind @patrick_kidd

        What if...@sarahlyall got the joke, but thought it wasn't funny?

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      4. Patrick Kidd‏Verified account @patrick_kidd Apr 11
        Replying to @laurenzcollins @hugorifkind @sarahlyall

        I don't mind that but she missed that the butt of it is the Brits ourselves

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      5. Tom Peck‏Verified account @tompeck Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd @laurenzcollins and

        Exactly

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      2. Frogfather‏ @_j_a_campbell Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd

        or <irony> </irony> tags?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Patrick Kidd‏Verified account @patrick_kidd Apr 11
        Replying to @_j_a_campbell

        It would help avoid problems

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      2. John Mandeville‏ @blueskysinking Apr 11
        Replying to @patrick_kidd @BenedictEvans

        Worth the reminder that foreigners often don't get British humour. Look how badly Boris is interpreted around the globe.

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      3. Andy McGeady‏Verified account @andymcgeady Apr 11
        Replying to @blueskysinking @patrick_kidd @BenedictEvans

        No, that's just Boris.

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    1. Gary Bainbridge‏Verified account @Gary_Bainbridge Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd

      I believe it was Roy Hattersley, #actually.

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    2. Anne Goldgar‏ @anne_goldgar Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd

      People who think Americans don't understand irony can't be very familiar with American culture.

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    3. Martin Keegan‏ @mk270 Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd @baghwallah

      did Kelner have a special typeface for Johann Hari, too?

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    4. Euqinomist‏ @Euqinomist Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd @RazAkkoc

      Or hire Hollywood to "translate". They're experienced in remaking classics in a simpler, whiter & more understandable way.

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    5. Annette Hardy‏ @Annette1Hardy Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd

      Brilliant idea.

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    6. (((Simon Wilder)))‏ @mr_s_wilder Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd

      Backward slanting fonts exist. They are difficult to read and pug ugly.

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    7. weejh‏ @woosweejh76 Apr 11
      Replying to @patrick_kidd

      *Idiotic*

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