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Deputy Editor Alum Tips/pitches: phruby@washingtonian.com Newsletter: hrealsports.substack.com
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Thrilled to share that I’m joining the talented crew at as Deputy Editor! I’ll be assigning and editing features, and I’m eager to connect with freelancers. If you have a great story idea—preferably with a DC connection—reach out! And please, spread the word.
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did the trans athletes lower her times because i don't know if it matters whether she won or not everyone can see her times they publish the times
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NEWS ALERT: ‘Fastest girl in Connecticut’ Chelsea Mitchell suing state after they forced her to compete against transgender athletes who she had no chance of beating and cost her multiple scholarship opportunities.
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Anyway, if your media business goal is to make money from conservative eyeballs, there are plenty of examples of how to do that—it’s a large, mature, fiercely competitive market of very well-fed customers, so good luck!
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(I also think this helps explain the GOP politician phenomenon of only changing their mind to be more progressive on specific issues when said issues personally impact them—but that’s probably a broader human thing and also a separate story)
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The idea that you if simply tell the truth, everyone will trust and believe you and become your happy customer is preposterously at odds with human nature—do those things because that’s the job, but don’t expect a gold star from people who don’t want to hear it
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The underlying question here—and across non-GOP media—seems to be, “how do we get Republicans to trust us?” The answer is, you can’t! Look at what happened to FOX NEWS when they told their audience one thing—Trump lost—that it didn’t want to hear
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When donated, tax deductible money goes to a coach they just call it a "buyout." But when it ends up in an athlete's hands, they admit to money laundering.
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In a trend sweeping thru the SEC, schools are exploring ways to operate NIL from their foundations. It violates NCAA rules, risks Title IX infractions & straddles the employment line. Inside a battle splintering the league: “We are all money laundering.” bit.ly/3MJhQEY
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Car dealers are superrich, one of the top 5 jobs in the .1 percent of American earners. They are militantly organized and extremely conservative, donating to GOP at a 6 to 1 clip with one of the fiercest lobbying shops on earth. So I went to their annual blowout party weekend…
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republican politics is largely a feedback loop with right-wing media detached from actual impacts to normal people. the reason trump will probably be the nominee is simply that he's the best at that because he's been doing it for at least 15 years.
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Nikki Haley in New Hampshire this morning: "Everybody know about Dylan Mulvaney? Bud Light? That is a guy, dressed as a girl, making fun of women." She's at Politics and Eggs, not a red meat crowd; no applause for a line that gets some elsewhere.
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No policy program is more politically fantastical than the idea we can meaningfully tax and cut our way out of $31 trillion in debt. It will never happen, everyone knows it, no one says it. The press' skepticism is reserved instead for the likes of M4A, student debt relief, etc.
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I've come to suspect that many people post on Twitter like it's speech among friends, but read Twitter like it's writing from a credible source. There's a lot of tension created by that misalignment.
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I feel like the core problem is that Twitter is used as a water cooler to goof off but also as a place to raise awareness and test out political messaging. So when you say "I like donuts" people read it like you're proposing a Universal Basic Donuts policy
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For some reason people really read a layer of “this is a universal statement applicable to all people in all times” onto everything people say, it’s so weird
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