Brujo Loco MikeP

@patnspankme

NHRA drag racing fan, darts, sun. I RT and follow. AVI is me.

Pittsburgh
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2010.

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    Show them your naked intentions...

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    prije 5 sati

    Probably doesn’t mean anything to you, but to somebody else, it’s everything

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    not to be romantic, but slow kisses and your hands on my ass would make my Valentine’s Day perfect.

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    Sometimes the rains don’t wash away the pain.

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    prije 6 sati

    Hey guys, y'all ever reflect on past relationships and wonder how many women are now alcoholics because of you.

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    Woke up this morning with a fright, dreamt I self groomed off most of my beard. Had to see it was still there, phew, still there Bearded Nightmare is real lol

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    prije 7 sati

    You know what's awesome, that feeling that starts in your chest, makes you feel dizzy & makes your hands shake cause you're just so fucking excited to talk to them

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    prije 9 sati

    Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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    Wish I could throw my leg over you, and fall asleep on your chest.

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    My weight loss plan consists of coffee plus emotional distress 3/10 do not recommend

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    Fix me some lunch please.

    Prikaži ovu nit
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    prije 8 sati

    Juggling balls is fun. Juggling jobs, not so much.

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    prije 7 sati

    I would suck playing The Price is Right. They would ask me how much a ham and cheese sandwich is and after living in the Bay Area for so long, I’d be like, “$25”

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    After 22 years of marriage, I have decided to put sanctions on sex with the wife.

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    “You’re either with me or against me”. But it’s not always as easy as that.

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    I don’t take emoji speak literally.. so if I send you an emoji with a heart in it, relax. I’m not picking out wedding china.

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    Ok, you can fuck off now

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    my fave animal is a beaver change my mind

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    I used to be a good girl. Then I found my voice and power through heartbreak and strife, and if that means I want to cuss or wear something revealing, you better goddamn hold onto your panties because that shit is going to happen.

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    I’m wasting my sexual prime being a hermit.

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