Wife to bank officer: “My husband thinks he left his headphones here yesterday.” “Let me get the guard.” “At what time?” “9:05 AM.” “Well I couldn’t possibly comment on the affairs of another bank customer but I have a quite clear recollection of 9:07 AM...”
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So what I’m saying is “overperformed expectation.”
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Fantastic news!! 10/10. Would lose again.
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enjoyable. RIP headphones.