Wife to bank officer: “My husband thinks he left his headphones here yesterday.” “Let me get the guard.” “At what time?” “9:05 AM.” “Well I couldn’t possibly comment on the affairs of another bank customer but I have a quite clear recollection of 9:07 AM...”
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“There has been a taller foreign gentleman, going about his business but in indecent haste, and I called out to him to remind him that haste makes waste, but perhaps he did not hear me. Then a private bank matter which I could not possibly discussed required me to visit...”
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“... the local police department on a matter of some urgency. I regret that I could not be of more assistance, but perhaps you could enquirer at; let’s see who takes lost item reports, ah perhaps the local police department. Do you know where it is?” “Yes.” “Splendid.”
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Replying to @AdamWilliams_10
10:1 odds I get them back by EOD but the police office will make me feel bad for asking them to do it.
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Replying to @patio11
10:1? That’s optimistic surely!? What headphones were they? Bose QC35?
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enjoyable. RIP headphones.