Liam, aged one, pulls out wallet and grabs credit card, then gets TV remote and clearly attempts to verb the noun with it. Lillian, aged 3: “Silly Liam. That’s not how you money. You money with the computer.” *mimes madly typing like a crazed pianist*
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I am sort of curious as to how she has connected credit cards to money because, while we’ve attempted to demonstrate the relationship between “these things you put in your piggy bank are worth candy and toys later”, we don’t talk credit card processing at the dinner table.
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You could definitely tie bitcoin in with that

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It this household we respect the laws of darn it AML is more a regulatory regime than a law and that kills the joke, young man.
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Seconded. That needs to be an API error somewhere.
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New Stunning slogan: “That’s not how you money! THIS is how you money.”
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I was going to use that as my headline for Fearless Salary Negotiation, but you go first. Maybe I’ll take over in 90 days or so
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Such an important lesson for life!
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"You money with the computer" is also pure poetry, fwiw
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