“Why is Amazon trying to sell me an X? I just bought an X. Idiots!” People who are compensated strictly based on their ability to predict the future, like poker players and marketers at e-commerce shops, tend to be much better at high school math than Twitter users.
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(You get a 2X there, for free, from the observation "If you had a child named Abigail this year you are biologically capable of having children; this is not true of no less than half of humanity. Now apply same insight to childbearing age and you're already at 5X+.)
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Amazon's logic is that you're also more likely to name that second child Abigail, which is what gets annoying.
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