Real estate broker to wife: “Mrs. McKenzie! I don’t suppose you’ve heard from your husband whether the bank has told you you’ve been approved for the mortgage yet.” Ruriko: “What?! Yay! No, he would have told me.” “OK. Should we wait for the bank to tell him?” “Why wait?” /2
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“Oh I wouldn’t presume to tell you what you can or cannot discuss with your husband.” “Got it.” “If your husband were to learn that he had been approved, could you then call me?” Text text “OK he knows.” “Splendid! Let me call him to discuss next steps.”
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That’s a bit of a runaround even for salarymandom but the wall of civilization is mortared with ground up technical truths like “I did, of course, not communicate the approval to my client before you did because that would have been rude.”
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Hmmm... Maybe u should be working on a Japanese version of The Office. But very highbrow humor.
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Wait... A Japanese version of OFFICE SPACE.
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