Bank employee: "Can I help you, sir?" "I'm going to take the liberty of using the safe deposit box." "A safe deposit box? We're not going to let..." Bank saleswoman (who knows me reasonably well): "MR MCKENZIE! SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! DOUBTLESS YOU ARE HERE FOR YOUR BOX."
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So the answer is no then :). Not that I am complaining, I’m a super fan of your pithy observations
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Back when I was "First Middle Last Name the suffix", I hated dealing with banks. Now that I took my wife's name, it's a bit more bearable.
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I suggest you update your twitter bio to lead with "Walking exception machine".
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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