Ruriko and I put an offer in on a house yesterday. You’ll enjoy the price negotiation. “Broker, it’s been great having you take us to N properties. Could my wife and I have some privacy, please?” Ruriko: “Oh we could just go outside.” Broker: “LOOK AT THE TIME. Must excuse me!”
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Ruriko: “Yeah a lot of women are into that.” “I suppose so, honey.” “Shame nobody ever asks ‘Ma’am, before I negotiate with you did you maybe use to work for a bank?’ “A shame indeed.” “I will accept $3k for services rendered.” “Charge more.” “I knew you’d say it.”
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I’m 100% ready to hire Ruriko as a consultant on major business deals from here on
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Your wife is a next level rope-a-dope negotiation Jedi.
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Ah the good ol “surprised husband, numerology-fan Wife” routine. Works every time heh. Jokes aside, in East Asian culture the auspiciousness of numbers is a legit factor in big ticket item pricing. As engineer I dun agree, but have come to accept the culture.
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