Ruriko and I put an offer in on a house yesterday. You’ll enjoy the price negotiation. “Broker, it’s been great having you take us to N properties. Could my wife and I have some privacy, please?” Ruriko: “Oh we could just go outside.” Broker: “LOOK AT THE TIME. Must excuse me!”
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“I don’t recall that being part of the plan.” “Well if I had told you you wouldn’t have looked surprised you would have looked like you were trying to look surprised.” “Oh good we were running a plan.” “Of course we were running a plan.” “Because the numerology thing.”
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Ruriko: “Yeah a lot of women are into that.” “I suppose so, honey.” “Shame nobody ever asks ‘Ma’am, before I negotiate with you did you maybe use to work for a bank?’ “A shame indeed.” “I will accept $3k for services rendered.” “Charge more.” “I knew you’d say it.”
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Sounds like a keeper.
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