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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Oct 2017
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      It surprises me that, with billions at stake and an addressable market of literally every company in the world, no one has out-Exceled Excel

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    2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Oct 2017
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      Not just in the sense of spreadsheets, although Google Docs is an almost-Excel (for a very critically important sense of almost).

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Oct 2017
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      What's the spreadsheet you would design if the Internet and iPhone had predated the spreadsheet? It's not a spreadsheet.

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        2. (have-YER! Candeira)‏ @candeira 2 Oct 2017
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          I'd love a Trello with some sense of numbers, where moving a card between coumns changed the relevant numbers in a Totals card.

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        3. charlie‏ @_charliebuckle 2 Oct 2017
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          Check out @airtable - pretty sure it does this 👍

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        1. Eirik Bakke‏ @eirikbakke 2 Oct 2017
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          Also, (controversial:) post-Internet, best spreadsheet would still be a native app, not in browser. Like high-FPS multiplayer games.

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        2. Dave Zohrob  📈‏ @dzohrob 2 Oct 2017
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          it's http://airtable.com 

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        1. Meekaale Brockman‏ @meekaale 2 Oct 2017
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          Just throw in a blockchain and it will be amazing. Budget spreadsheets that actually move money! 📈💸🆒

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        1. Kuldar‏ @kkuldar 2 Oct 2017
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          I think @airtable is doing a pretty good job at it.

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        1. Eirik Bakke‏ @eirikbakke 2 Oct 2017
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          Spreadsheet would still be a killer-app, post Internet. But multi-user is key--and with multiple users, must separate data & presentation.

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        1. Tristan Harward‏ @trisweb 2 Oct 2017
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          Something similar may have come to be. It’s basically a transparent, visible database with a simple programming layer. Brilliant of course.

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        1. Frederjack 🌭Cheese‏ @_phred 2 Oct 2017
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          Probably something the shape of CouchDB but with the ergonomics of AirTable

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