Last year, he ended up with two bookings that overlapped, so he found someone on the street that looked like him and said "Want to make $?"
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He quickly found that running Santa Clauses is much more lucrative than being Santa Claus.
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But apparently everybody has dealt with a flaky drunken scary Santa before so if you look the part they trust your company a lot more.
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So he goes in and gives the pitch, which is -- I assume -- "Real beards. Real bellies. Really jolly. Ho ho ho."
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$200 an hour, three hour minimum. If you can't pay, cool, they'll book up anyhow.
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Please never tell me that geeks need to suffer in business. If Santa can do it, you can do it.
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Maybe try starting small, and finding an audience of one. I spent months just teaching my brother to code. Was a very rewarding experience
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@patio11 I stopped shaving and started growing my Santa Claus beard for this season, just last weekThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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