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Es chistoso que mi niña intepretara "guardése el mano" a los manos de su misma, y también "Hago literalmente que me dije y nada más" /2
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Reminds me: A programmer checks both ways on a one way street
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A QA engineer crash lands a plane through a nearby alleyway to still hit said programmer as they cross the street.
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Similar: programmer spouse says “stop at store & get a loaf of bread. If they have any eggs, get a dozen.” Programmer brings home 12 loaves.
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Surely she should bring home 13 loaves, having been instructed first to get one and then to get a dozen?
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Don't ever send her out for milk and eggs, unless you really like milk!https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1nmkfq/a_programmer_is_going_to_the_grocery_store/ …
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Me: [You need a coat.] Turn around. Two year old: *turns 360 degrees*
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Reminds me of Fair Witness in Stranger in a Strange Land. "This side of the house is white."
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