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Patrick McKenzie
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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Aug 2017
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      Patrick McKenzie Retweeted  ✨ kf  ✨

      (This improves almost all tech talks, and can be the seed for extremely good tech talks which are not obviously good talks qua tech.)https://twitter.com/kf/status/892852225499901954 …

      Patrick McKenzie added,

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      I wish that whenever engineers gave case study talks about their work they were required to describe the business impact it had
      1 reply 22 retweets 77 likes
    2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Aug 2017
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      Replying to @patio11

      Here's a formula: find the most money associated with a git commit that fits in a single slide then step backwards through how it came to be

      2 replies 8 retweets 40 likes
    3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Aug 2017
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      To answer next question: in my previous companies, most of those would be some combination of if statements, for loops, and ActiveMailer.

      1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Aug 2017
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      Like "Every Monday at 9:30 AM pull a list of every monthly account which just paid for 3rd month and send offer to upgrade to annual."

      2:46 PM - 2 Aug 2017
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        2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 2 Aug 2017
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          And if I were doing a talk about it next slide would not be about cron job but rather about cash flow deficit caused by cost of acquisition.

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3. Kevin Burke‏ @derivativeburke 2 Aug 2017
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          "here is the commit where we added MongoDB and here is how many extra tens of thousands of $$ we have to pay per engineer to hire people"

          0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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        1. Michael Oblak‏ @michaloblak 2 Aug 2017
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          This is neat. I'm adding this today! More such quick tips?

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        1. Dev Basu‏Verified account @devbasu 2 Aug 2017
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          Well, this is just $money.

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