I think I'm pretty good at Zelda games, but I'm woefully underskilled and Link is underequipped for this fight.
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One swing of the bad guy's sword takes 6.5 hearts out of my 7; one swing of my best sword does 2.5% of his health bar.
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Things are looking bad for Link, but he has a secret: mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms.
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While exploring Hyrule's plains and forests Link has saved more mushrooms than Mario, and before ascending the mountain, he cooked them.
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Mushrooms on a stick. Mushrooms in butter. Mushrooms with octopus leg (didn't work so well). Mushrooms, apple, and acorn.
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The fight becomes a brutal war of attrition. The bad guy swipes, Link manages a weak riposte, and then eats more mushrooms.
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I lose this fight. Over, and over, and over again. But I will not walk down the mountain in defeat.
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Zelda needs me and Link has just recovered memories of a childhood friend sharing with him a sacred trust.
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Eventually, I get good enough to dodge some of the attacks. Not all of them - mushrooms are still getting eaten by the bucket - but enough.
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Link then realizes a second problem: he has insufficient swords. They break in this game, you see, and the monster has a LOT of healthbar.
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And so Link finds himself out of mushrooms and out of swords, with one swipe left of his one axe, and the enemy having two swipes left.
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The enemy prepares to charge and Link prepares to accept his fate... when he sees, next to him, a tree.
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Link shatters his mighty enchanted axe on the tree, felling it, and picks up a stick.
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