"GREAT. OK, who do we have to ask internally to start using Ruby?" "Dunno." "Probably VPEng. How would we ask him to?" "Not my job to."
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"What happened to Susan?" "Went with a competitor." "Which one?" "She wouldn't tell me." "... So which one?" "What so we hire private eye?"
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"Susan went with a competitor." "Sucks, yeah." "So when are you following up with Susan?" "Did you not hear 'went with a competitor' boss?"
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"But... what if Susan isn't happy with the competitor?" "Good. She was disloyal. No culture fit." "Why'd she owe us loyalty?" "Well DUH."
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"Who out-executes us at sales?" "Competitor X." "Why?" "They're Internet famous." "What does that mean?" "They have a blog." "Do we?" "No."
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"So they're out-executing us, on something important, because they have a blog." "Yeah." "So when are you starting to blog?" "I'm busy."
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"Why should people join us?" "The mission!" "Who articulates the mission best?" "The CEO." "Do we have her talk to candidates?" "Lol no."
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"Why not?" "Because she's the CEO and has important work to do." "OK but we have video of her talking right." "Yeah." "Do we send it?" "Why"
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"Explain 'equity' to someone who has never heard it before." *does* "Explain why we use NQSOs to 10 year veteran." *same explanation*
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"So you're in the biz of convincing highly mathematical individuals to trade stock for money." "Yep." "How much is our stock worth?" "Lots."
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"Your answer on valuation is 'lots.'" "Well 'not lots' clearly wouldn't get it done right?"
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"Could we give devs well-designed Excel spreadsheets with valuation calculators." "A good idea." "Do so." "I don't design/Excel sorry."
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"You don't do design or Excel." "No." "OK, let me take another tact: who in a software company does design or Excel?" "Lol nobody."
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