"So what are you going to ask Bob in DevOps to do for us?" "I don't follow." "How can we use Bob to accomplish our goals?" "Not on our team"
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"I've got good news for you: Bob is writing another post." "Cool." "What are you going to ask Bob to say in that post?" "Uh I don't DevOps."
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"Why'd you DQ this lead?" "Spelling mistake in an email to me." "... Explain." "Well that says 'careless.' They know how important I am."
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"What do we have that Competitor X doesn't have?" "Culture." "Imagine you worked for X and question reversed. Answer?" "Hmm, culture."
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"What's an ask you could make of any team in company that would make your sales job easier?" "Dunno." "Make one up." "We could use Ruby?" /2
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"GREAT. OK, who do we have to ask internally to start using Ruby?" "Dunno." "Probably VPEng. How would we ask him to?" "Not my job to."
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"What happened to Susan?" "Went with a competitor." "Which one?" "She wouldn't tell me." "... So which one?" "What so we hire private eye?"
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"Susan went with a competitor." "Sucks, yeah." "So when are you following up with Susan?" "Did you not hear 'went with a competitor' boss?"
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"But... what if Susan isn't happy with the competitor?" "Good. She was disloyal. No culture fit." "Why'd she owe us loyalty?" "Well DUH."
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"Who out-executes us at sales?" "Competitor X." "Why?" "They're Internet famous." "What does that mean?" "They have a blog." "Do we?" "No."
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"So they're out-executing us, on something important, because they have a blog." "Yeah." "So when are you starting to blog?" "I'm busy."
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"Why should people join us?" "The mission!" "Who articulates the mission best?" "The CEO." "Do we have her talk to candidates?" "Lol no."
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"Why not?" "Because she's the CEO and has important work to do." "OK but we have video of her talking right." "Yeah." "Do we send it?" "Why"
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