"Explain to me how you qualify." "I've got hard DQs and soft DQs." "Name a hard DQ." "None exist." "A soft DQ." "Lead's school is subpar."
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"What's the difference between a soft DQ and a hard DQ?" "Oh, a DQ is a DQ, unless I've got a vibe." "A vibe." "You know, like passion."
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"Where do we source?" "Industry standard is to buy leads from 1 provider and scrape 1 free one." "And where do WE source?" "Like I said."
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"What's your job here?" "Protecting the company from bad sales." "... Explain." "One bad deal closed worse than 100 good ones missed."
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"Man we lucked out on X." "Yeah." "Where'd they hear about us." "Dunno." "Freebie: it was that blog post from Bob in DevOps." "Cool." /2
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"So what are you going to ask Bob in DevOps to do for us?" "I don't follow." "How can we use Bob to accomplish our goals?" "Not on our team"
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"I've got good news for you: Bob is writing another post." "Cool." "What are you going to ask Bob to say in that post?" "Uh I don't DevOps."
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"Why'd you DQ this lead?" "Spelling mistake in an email to me." "... Explain." "Well that says 'careless.' They know how important I am."
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"What do we have that Competitor X doesn't have?" "Culture." "Imagine you worked for X and question reversed. Answer?" "Hmm, culture."
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"What's an ask you could make of any team in company that would make your sales job easier?" "Dunno." "Make one up." "We could use Ruby?" /2
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"GREAT. OK, who do we have to ask internally to start using Ruby?" "Dunno." "Probably VPEng. How would we ask him to?" "Not my job to."
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"What happened to Susan?" "Went with a competitor." "Which one?" "She wouldn't tell me." "... So which one?" "What so we hire private eye?"
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"Susan went with a competitor." "Sucks, yeah." "So when are you following up with Susan?" "Did you not hear 'went with a competitor' boss?"
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