"Why did you just play rock-paper-scissors over a restaurant bill you split?" "Only one of us can get physical receipt to deduct it."
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"If we did, that would be tax fraud, so we solve this like responsible professionals: by playing rock-paper-scissors over a receipt."
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Why not just... split the bill?
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Because the standard American solution of separate checks would be an imposition?
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