Just for giggles, I wish somebody would switch the scripts for dev and sales interviews and see how long it took someone to catch on.
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"We're looking for someone really passionate about this job. Tell me, do you qualify leads for free in your spare time?"
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"How would you sell this pen?" "Child's play." "Write it out longhand on the whiteboard." "What." "Your CTA is missing a period, amateur."
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"How much money did you make last year?" "... Wait are we negotiating comp?" "No, that comes later; this is purely a competence test."
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"How many ping-pong balls fit in a schoolbus?" "Schoolbuses run about $60k; 8% of that is $4.8k, so that would be 'as many as you want to.'"
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"If you introduced 98 consecutive bugs into the codebase, what would you do next?" "Figure out my systemic process issues." "PUT IN 99TH!"
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"Tell me about a time you had a conflict with a co-worker." "Every day, man." "How'd you get over them?" "Why would I want to do that?"
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"So I hear you like numbers." "Yep." "So what's the KPI for your team?" "The mystical arts of our field cannot be reduced to mere math!"
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"Let's talk culture fit." "OK." "Would you prioritize quota or helping deserving less fortunate members of society learn your job?"
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