You can also do a Blue Return, where your books are treated as something other than a creative writing exercise.
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For an examined White Return you say "I had $40k in office rent." "We agree you had $20k in office rent." "But I had $30k in office rent."
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I filed White Returns for 5 years and played things strictly by the books. Officials asked if I knew what I was doing.
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"You declared 0 yen of business meals and entertainment. You are a consultant." "Yep, but I didn't retain receipts, so I claim 0." "Guess."
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"Guess?" "Food expenses last year." "$10k or so but the business portion was..." "Fill in the 1 in this column and the 0s..." "Nononono."
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"Most of my meals were eaten solo." "Sir how long have you lived in Japan?" "6 years." "Have you met a businessman who has a private life."
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"... But the rules say only expense which are necessary and customary." "It is necessary and customary for you to eat. Stop wasting time."
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I may have mentioned that I always pay taxes in cash, in person, as opposed to via (trivial) bank transfers. This involves "mad stacks."
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My smallminded reason for this is Ogaki City Hall once assumed I was there to ask for a welfare handout, so I made sure they saw me paying.
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just imagining you slamming a giant pile of yen on a table
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More like a neatly organized envelope, befitting a professional, but that was the desired effect.
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