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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

東京都 Tokyo
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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      "Yes, I can write the report in Japanese." "I'm not allowed to assist you with it." "Thats fine; just hand me the paper."

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    2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      The reports are now entirely computerized. The officer who takes it can't edit the central DB, so he reads it over phone to operator.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      "Subject: McKenzo Patrick Jonathan" "Are you sure that is how he pronounces it?" "Well that's what he wrote here." Me: "It's ジ not ゾ sorry."

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    4. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      Anyhow, 6 hours after I file the report: guard for bank next door, who had been alerted by passerby, takes the bag into police office.

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      Desk officer: "Wow, we would have been totally hosed with the only ID being a business card in English. Good thing you filed a report."

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    6. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      "We're going to need you to stamp... whoops, of course you don't have a stamp." "I brought my stamp, naturally." "YOU HAVE STAMP?"

      2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    7. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      "I have a stamp." "Like not a trinket but a real stamp." "I am aware of the difference and brought my real stamp. It's registered."

      4 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
    8. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      After leaving the officer ran out of the police station after me "Wait wait wait wait sorry can I see your ID? Forgot to ask."

      2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
    9. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      I showed her my ID, thus preventing "Impersonate a random foreigner who happened to have lost his laptop by counterfeiting stamp." attack.

      6 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
    10. Thomas #raisethebar Fuchs‏Verified account @thomasfuchs 8 Jun 2016
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      maybe you should wear a bodycam and make this into a YouTube series

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 8 Jun 2016
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      I would enjoy spending my next ten years in a place other than Japanese prison, thanks.

      7:27 PM - 8 Jun 2016 from Meguro-ku, Tokyo
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