The Panama Papers debacle will a) affect Vladimir Putin not an iota and b) increase likelihood my daughter's college savings get seized.
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"What kind of shady offshore tax connivances are you dealing in?" A tax-advantaged account, at a first world bank, across the street.
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Bonus points: Japan and the US pound each other bro-fist style with their desire to eliminate offshore loopholes but are mutually offshore.
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I was literally told a) can't open an account for my daughter because I'm American (FACTA) and b) my wife opening it for her suspicious.
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For the full Catch 22 flavor you have to wait for the "You're an American? Open an account in the US." "You live in Japan? Open over there."
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And it will surprise you _not at all_ that I would be able to trivially buy my way around this problem for $10k cash or $5 million in AUM.
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@kansaichris Hire a lawyer to set up a US docimiled trust.
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