"Who wrote these documents you submitted today?" "Various lawyers and accountants, mostly." "But the cover letter?" "Oh, me." "In Japanese?"
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"We had a two hour discussion in Japanese about internal funds transfer and tax accounting of multinational software company." "But kanji!"
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At least I don't work in their security department. "SSL? Why bother; if the Russians MITM us they won't be able to read anything."
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"Gotta watch out for China though." "Dang it that's right -- they have penetrated our codes."
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@ianfitzpat I don't know if charming is the word I'd use but I figure I've got to laugh about it or become a bitter old curmudgeon.2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
@ianfitzpat And, as a software engineer, all my bitter old curdmugeon bandwidth is spoken for. NodeJS kids get off my lawn.
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