Jurassic Park (2015) would have been a better movie if they never showed any dinosaurs and instead focused on crisis decisionmaking by ops.
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@patio11 just checked some zoo escaped animal press releases. Looks like “zoo officials kept the animal in view at all times” is importantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 "There was a partial escaped asset event. We regret any inconvenience experienced by affected visitors." Passive voice FTWThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 In the coming weeks we will work with our advisors to review all relevant security and asset management policies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 The relevant afterlives have been informed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 "guests". Not "visitors"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 Survivors have been given free tickets to come back when the park re-opensThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 Too close to admitting liability (or at least, ability to influence). Need to get the passive voice in there somehow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 ..then the rackspace server rebooted and we didn't know it was going to..pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 "To show that we value your security, we've have enrolled you in a free year of home monitoring"
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