Jurassic Park (2015) would have been a better movie if they never showed any dinosaurs and instead focused on crisis decisionmaking by ops.
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Your security is our top priority. We're very sorry that unforeseen events, some out of our control, resulted in an escaped asset event.
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Who am I kidding, they won't use "sorry." : "We regret a portion of our visitors were inconvenienced during a partial escaped asset event."
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@patio11 No joke, did this for a public speaking class in college. It was awesome and no one got it -
@tcannonfodder@patio11 OH GOD PLEASE WRITE THAT BLOG POST - 2 more replies
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@patio11 Jurassic Park had a Dilophosaurus factor of 1.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 For unknown reasons GATE-3906, "Raptors systematically testing paddock security for weaknesses," was closed as "Can't reproduce"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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