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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Oct 2015
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      "Hey Bob, you're a lawyer. Can you write a quick free letter for me?" Lawyers do not do this, because they're professionals.

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 24 Oct 2015
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      If your aunt comes to you and asks you to do free tech support your response should be "I recommend Geek Squad."

      6:20 AM - 24 Oct 2015
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        1. Jared Fraser‏ @modsognir 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 if bob was my uncle he'd probably do it.

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        1. Daniel Tenner‏ @swombat 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 we’re not talking about a week’s worth of paid work here. Most of these issues take as much time as cooking a good meal.

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        1. Ross Simmonds‏Verified account @TheCoolestCool 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 Third cousin once removed maybe but I'll help close family any day..

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        1. VSCode girl  🌱‏ @KTamas 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 ehm, no? that's family. so within reason the answer is yes.

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        1. William Summers‏ @metatribal 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 I could never recommend Geek Squad.

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        1. Uncle “Not Travelling” Michael‏ @mtcarlso 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 Agree and also propose addendum: unless yr Aunt is a lawyer who gives u free legal advice from time to time

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        1. Kyle Heironimus‏ @heironimus 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 gotta say, that sounds pretty cold.

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        1. Scott Swezey‏ @ScottSwezey 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 Geek squad will make it worse, erase the computer, and ensure that I have 10x more headache when they call me to fix in a week.

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        1. Joshua Kehn‏ @joshkehn 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 Shouldn’t have used Aunt, should have used acquaintance

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        1. Nicolai Hähnle‏ @nhaehnle 24 Oct 2015
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          @patio11 I'm not usually that snarky, but dude... I feel sorry for you and/or your family, depending on where this sentiment comes from.

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