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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 23 Jan 2015
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      Fellow parents: The same amount of hours makes your kid a) a barely passable violin player or b) commercially proficient at coding.

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 23 Jan 2015
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      I anticipate getting a *lot* of heat for this observation over the course of the next 18 years. "Winning by following a plan" so distasteful

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        1. Jim Gray‏ @grayj_ 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 Only speaks to pushing kids into it because status & shibboleth anyway. If they're motivated on their own, plenty of room for both.

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        2. Vincent Woo‏ @fulligin 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 I think the big takeaway here is violin is *absurdly* difficult

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        3.  🤖  💭  ⚡️  🐑  ❓‏ @herval 23 Jan 2015
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          @fulligin @patio11 guitar hero it is, then!

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        2. Penelope's bad takes‏ @penelope_zone 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 I'm trying to imagine what the teenage rebellion is going to look like.

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        3. John M. P. Knox‏ @WindAddict 23 Jan 2015
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          @samphippen @patio11 Perl

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        1. Rachel Andrew‏ @rachelandrew 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 I am at the other side of that (my daughter is 17) she's at dance college! However tech literacy is more than what she does now.

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        1. Rachel Andrew‏ @rachelandrew 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 and I'm also the daughter of a programmer, and I was initially a dancer too.

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        1. Adrian Gray‏ @endual 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 And have you ever heard a kid learning the violin….

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        1. Yaniv Aknin‏ @aknin 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 kid != you; accomplishing your dreams through your kid might work, but not often. And it causes lots of pain when it fails.

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        1. Juzbo‏ @juzbo 23 Jan 2015
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          @patio11 Is true, but you need to leave some room for serendipity to take its course (w/ children)

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