Again at the hospital for daughter's routine checkup attempting to dodge the awkward "So is your husband... unemployed?" discussion.
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@patio11 I tell people I retired early because I just got so rich it made no sense to work anymore. That usually stops the questionsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 true fact: i once met the heir to the bendy straw fortune. he was unremarkable. you should steal his backstory. -
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@patio11 "McKenzies made their money in drawing owls..." is not wrong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 brb stealing this for my next bio -
@davystevenson@patio11 the british version of this story involves being descended from a royal line of owl owners. Castles mandatory.
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@patio11 Can you pull off lumberjack?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 Aren't you in a much smaller town? Nobody works irregular hours? Although, guess I feel weird having a weekday off in the US tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 owls? Why have nobody thought of that? :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 Sole heir to the jelly bean empire, or like homer in the Simpsons you have a fortune in retirement grease!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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