Some days I just want to invent a backstory which will be more believable than "I'm simply a working professional who takes days off."
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Maybe "Oh yes, he's the scion of a wealthy American family. They made their money in owls. Quite the thing to do in the American northwest."
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@LetySocial Not a great way to avoid suspicion in Tokyo at the moment. Also, eww.
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@jamescgibson Doesn't help -- the main problem is that I do things that employees can't do, like show up at places that are not the office. - 1 more reply
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@patio11 It’s not in Japanese, but I’m making these for@sfioritto and myself -> http://teespring.com/i-have-a-fake-internet-job … -
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@patio11 You're independently wealthy, not an unemployed bum. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@patio11 For people unlikely to care about what I do, I just say "I work for myself". And then make a joke about what a jerk my boss is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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