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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 17 Apr 2014
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    "If someone comes to your site rocking IE8 at 1024x768 on Windows XP you can make some fairly accurate assumptions about them."

    2:03 PM - 17 Apr 2014
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    • αѕн Cory Underwood Andrei says: Daniel Amitay Creative Tim Mayank Rick Bueker Kurt Elster 🛒 lventura.tar.gz
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      1. Joël Franusic‏ @jf 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 the same applies for people who bought a domain name with GoDaddy and host their A, NS, and MX records with them too.

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      1. James Smith‏ @loopj 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 they are using the web browser on an ATM? :)

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      1. Patrick Hathaway‏ @HathawayP 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 Yeah, they work in the public sector.

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      1. Neeraj Thakur Δ‏ @NeerajT4 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 You Sir, have won the internet today!

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      1. Dan Gardiner‏ @thehal84 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 @hnshah yep its time to display the upgrade your browser banner with friendly links.

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        @patio11 Just did a spit-take laugh :) @philnottingham

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      1. Tom Marsh‏ @tom_semantic 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 they're using a corp issued laptop from their cubicle wondering about life outside the walls.

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      1. Stephen Bateman‏ @IAmBateman 17 Apr 2014
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        @patio11 they're hipsters <-- what we'll be saying in 10 years.

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        So true | RT @patio11 "If someone comes to ur site rocking IE8 at 1024x768 on WinXP u can make some fairly accurate assumptions about them."

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        @patio11 @luisventura that would be my dad.

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