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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 15
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      Pace Money Stuff today on large institutional investors should call up Gilead and tell them “Don’t sweat the profits just make a treatment for coronavirus; we can take the loss on your stock to make gains across our portfolios.”: Couldn’t you do this via basically proclamation?

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 15
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      “Press release: Vanguard thinks that effective coronavirus treatments are in the interests of our portfolio. We have implemented the following cost effective hedging strategy: If Gilead releases an effective treatment for free, Vanguard will buy shares for $XX at every quantity”

      2:09 PM - 15 May 2020
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        1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 15
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          “Vanguard encourages other owners of Gilead, including e.g. management, to take this substantial premium over the current price into consideration when weighing your future investment decisions. To reiterate: if free treatment, we will happily buy all of your shares.”

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        2. Repl Guy‏ @replguy May 15
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          That sounds illegal, which should be obvious if you replace "make a coronavirus vaccine" with a less noble goal.

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 15
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          What law does this break, specifically?

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        1. The Dude‏ @dude313123123 May 15
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          It would be a shareholder proposal

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        1. Steven Liao‏ @autonomouscamel May 16
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          I wonder if this is a collective action problem.

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