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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 4
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    Apple’s new Magic Keyboard really makes me feel, as a marketer, that the bar on magical experiences is low. Try this magical book. “Does it transport me to a wonderland of enchantment?” I don’t know kid; but it certainly has writing in it. Try this magical bread. No rat poison.

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      2. Chris Cachor‏ @ccachor2 May 4
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        So...is the Magic Keyboard good? Worthy of the title?

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      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 4
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        I don’t know; I’m going to be stuck with the rat poison keyboard for a while longer.

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      1. Alan Vazquez‏ @AlanV_ May 4
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        Yep, as outlined in thishttps://www.ribbonfarm.com/2017/08/17/the-premium-mediocre-life-of-maya-millennial/ …

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      2. Jonathan Meier  🇭🇰‏ @jonathanwmeier May 4
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        You mean the "magic" mouse that you cannot simultaneously charge and use?

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      2. Stefan du Fresne‏ @_SCdF_ May 4
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        This is not remotely new for Apple, their use of "magic" has always been... not accurate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Mouse …

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        the bottom of the magic mouse smells like tape

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      1. John M. P. Knox‏ @WindAddict May 4
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        😆

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      1. apenwarr‏ @apenwarr May 4
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        It's kind of a threshold thing. Takes a lot of work to get up there, but then you can just cross and re-cross the border a dozen times apparently.

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      1. Brian Langenfeld‏ @blangenfeld May 4
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        Magic Mouse... doesn’t reproduce? Fits your hand like the inside of a late-90’s PC tower, skids around when you attempt gestures, and *requires training to right-click*.

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