Me: Lillian, have you seen my glasses? Lillian: They will be by the place that you slept... L: ... unless you put them on and took them off again... L: ... and then forgot... L: ... then you might ask me... L: ... a five year old. L: ... ... ... L: You're bad at glasses. Let's go
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This is likely in my top three motivations for probably wanting kids
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have them young, kids are amazing
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Ah, the first law of de Mare. The thing you lost is not in an unusual place. It’s in a common place, covered by something else.
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You have lots of cool stories about your child. I'm curious if you've thought about writing a proper book on what you've learned
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I like her self awareness that if you’ve gone to a five year olds for help then the situation must be really bad
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