Work from home log: Lillian (5) enters room. Me: “Hiya Lillian!” Lillian: “Hiya Daddy. I have a meeting.” Me: “With who?” Lillian: “With you, and my imaginary friend, and your imaginary friends.” Me: “They are real friends.” Lillian (whispers): “Not always. I know. I knoooow.”
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Does Lillian know money printer go brrr?
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She has not heard that meme, as far as I know, but I think she understands that paper money must come from a printer somewhere.
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Tell the boring printer to use a handkerchief and keep its distance.
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Maybe you need to start some quantitative easing? Money Printer Go BRRRRR.
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Brah your daughter is totally roasting you
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