Work from home log: Lillian (5) enters room. Me: “Hiya Lillian!” Lillian: “Hiya Daddy. I have a meeting.” Me: “With who?” Lillian: “With you, and my imaginary friend, and your imaginary friends.” Me: “They are real friends.” Lillian (whispers): “Not always. I know. I knoooow.”
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Meeting topic was discussing work priorities: Lillian: “We need to make money!” Me: “Well, while that is certainly also a goal, work is also about helping people.” Lillian: “You help people by making them money!” Me: “Lots of ways to do that.” Lillian: “But *you* do money!”
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Me: “... Well yes, that is something I do. For example, I help people with businesses...” Lillian: “And I know it’s computer money! Not paper money! Printer only prints boring papers!” Boring printer goes sobbbbbb.
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I noticed that people on LSD behave like children, so I tried treating children like I treat people on LSD, which is to be supportive while validating their experience. Seems to work. Later on, I learned that toddlers' brains are bathed in serotonin. Will try to find the study.
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I always speak to children as adults and never use baby-talk. If you give people responsibility, they will act more responsibly.
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Yes, indeed.
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Sounds like you better *lock* that door at night ...
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