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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 23
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      Ruriko addressed a package to Chicago, including the zip code, but left off “IL.” It got flown back to Japan. Ruriko: “I have *so many* questions now.”

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 23
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      By comparison, when a US government agency failmerged a letter to “Patrick McKenzie, Ogaki, Japan”, it got to me. I have fewer questions.

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        2. Loyd‏ @JeffreyALoyd Mar 24
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          Should have arrived with the zip. Then again a Chicago postal worker once dumped their daily route under a bridge for ~18 years before getting caught.

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 24
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          Ogaki remembers that to this day. They cited it to me when expressing cautious disbelief about the official timing for delivery of my absentee ballot in 2012.

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        2. Thomas #raisethebar Fuchs‏Verified account @thomasfuchs Mar 23
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          TIL “failmerged”

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 23
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          This isn’t actually English, don’t let me corrupt you. The joke is a portmanteau of “mail merge” (the process by which you address a lot of letters from a spreadsheet in e.g. MS Word) and “fail.”

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        1. Kia‏☆‏ @alt_kia Mar 24
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          same energy as the letter addressed with handwritten mojibake (which got de-mojibake'd successfully)pic.twitter.com/DDziKAAFZM

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        2. zooko‏ @zooko Mar 23
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          I once sent a letter via USPS to @lotharrr on which, if I recall correctly, every single item in “To:” address, including his name, was a humorous homophone or cognate, except for the ZIP code. He received it.

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        3. zooko‏ @zooko Mar 23
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          My then-girlfriend (later wife, now ex-wife) @ambimorph once sent a letter for me to 123 College Ave instead of to 1200 College Ave #123. When I found out from her via phone call, I raced to the nearest USPS office and found it waiting in the back room.

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        1. Rikard hjort.eth‏ @rikardhjort Mar 24
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          I have seen people in Sweden receive mail that only has "<Their name>, Sweden" on it.

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        1. David Röhrscheid‏ @daviddavid Mar 24
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          My father once sent me a package using a label with my Japanese address printed from a JPEG. He does not read Japanese and had literally only printed the left half of it as the picture had been incorrectly scaled and clipped when printing. Of course it arrived without a problem.

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        1. Oisín Moran‏ @TheOisinMoran Mar 24
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          This reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal) story of a boy sending fan mail to Salvador Dali addressed with only a drawing of his moustache and having it actually get delivered. Or the more recent:https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/50a5pk/without_an_address_an_icelandic_tourist_drew_this/ …

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