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Patrick McKenzie
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Patrick McKenzie

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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

東京都 Tokyo
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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 21
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    2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 21
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      This is an idiom to prove you had a particular text file at a particular timestamp. I am socially constrained from publishing this text file. One month from today, one of two things will have happened:

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 21
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      1) I am materially wrong about the most consequential thing I've had to have a view on in 15 years. You should probably degrade your estimate of my ability to think through complex problems. 2) We need a data point to couner "Nobody could possibly have seen this coming."

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        2. zooko‏ @zooko Mar 21
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          So one month from today you’re going to post the file, regardless?

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 21
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          You can expect to see it from me eventually; depending on how life develops in next 30 days the exact timing of publication may be far down my priority stack.

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        2. Burak Yenigun‏ @BurakYngn May 8
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          Hey Patrick. Have you published this text?

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 May 8
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          Replying to @BurakYngn

          Yes; is in a reply to either of the hashes.

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        2. Karl Cuppazucchini‏ @Noumenon72 Apr 22
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          I guess it's time to pick option 1?

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Apr 22
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          Replying to @Noumenon72

          I have no comment beyond the writeup posted in reply to the hashes.

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        2. Josh Schultz‏ @joshjs Mar 21
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          it turns out we should have been charging less all along

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        2. Gordon Shephard‏ @ghshephard Mar 21
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          Easy - I’ve read every single thing you’ve ever written so you are almost explicitly making an oblique reference to the presence of Covid in Japan. I’ll wait for 30 days.

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        3. Gordon Shephard‏ @ghshephard Mar 22
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          See Tokyopic.twitter.com/D3QcAIyecf

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