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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    1. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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      Ruriko has been watching Breaking Bad to practice her English, which has been working a little too well, particularly since she does not realize when she is not channeling "native English speaker" and instead channeling "Jesse Pinkman."

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    2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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      "Hey is today payday?" "Yes honey." "#%()#) where is my money?!" "Not the contextually appropriate way to say that." "It's cool yo."

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      Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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      I don't routinely have this sort of problem in Japanese anymore but a long time ago: Friend: Can you tone down the politeness a little? It's... weird. Me: I am afraid that I cannot. Friend: Creepy dude. Me: Begging your pardon but I am linguistically incapable of it at present.

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        2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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          (To compress a lesson into a tweet: there's an informal register which kids grow up speaking and one uses with one's friend. Japanese has several polite versions available, including e.g. the one you use in most workplace conversations. That was least formal thing I could use.)

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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          ("How bad were you at this?" For "Got a sec?", to a close friend I was interrupting: Contextually appropriate: ちょっといい? Me: ちょっとよろしいでしょうか? It's not wrong if addressing e.g. bucho at the office but yeah I weirded people out a lot.)

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        2. Oli M  😷 test trace treat isolate‏ @olimay Mar 5
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          Did you mostly learn from classes and books? Or did you acquire this from a coach?

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        3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 Mar 5
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          Mostly classes at WashU at that point.

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        2. Kojo STAY AT HOME Idrissa‏ @transitionswpz Mar 5
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          I imagine that might be what Orochimaru from Naruto sounds like?

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          Closer to Rock Lee I think but it's been a really long time since I watched Naruto.

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        1. Ben Swartz‏ @bensw Mar 5
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          I reflexively said またね at the end of a business call with a Japanese company yesterday and they laughed at me (in a polite way because I already said お疲れ). Guess that’s what I deserve when I only use my Japanese with friends

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        1. Matthew Graham‏ @mattysino Mar 5
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          Lmao great

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