Doing my @vgr opinions thread: one like is one thing that makes zero sense about Harry Potter/Hogwarts. (Capped at 10.)
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“Married with a kid on the way yes I will absolutely sign up for that.” “Oh me too honey!” “Hmm it is 20 extra galleons to quintuple the payout if we both die before he reaches majority.” “Oh those goblins are crafty; the odds against two wizards dying are astronomical.”
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Later, at Gringotts: “Jenkins get your pimply arse in here and explain why you denied this claim.” “Force majeure, clearly.” “Jenkins we have been over this. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is a COVERED RISK. Low hazard and high salience for the customers! Pay the boy!”
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There’s extended canon support for old money (YMMV on being a direct Peverel descendant)
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This is brilliant. My theory was always the wizard version of GoFundMe was responsible.
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