This business wants to be a boutique pest control consultancy which specializes in “When you have already tried everything else, you call the Witcher”, probably spends 80% of engagements doing the same three things, travels at a moment’s notice, and charges a king’s ransom.
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Note that the Witcher has the canonical problem of attempting to mix a charity and a consultancy, which is that if you can charge a king’s ransom then just do that and hire charitable specialists to give peasants gold rather than killing giant rats for them.
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You can subcontract out the killing of the giant rats, subsidized down to free by killing dragons, to any of the host of options for rat killing who are not the }^*#^]ing Witcher.
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I’m sorely tempted. Episode one: The Company, The Contract, and how the detail you almost certainly don’t remember demonstrates how important getting competent legal advice and using them to advance business goals is when engaging in ventures with highly variable upside.
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Everything he does wrong, the Ghostbusters did right.
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At this point, I’d be worried if you DIDN’T tell him to charge more...
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This is so on brand for you
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but he’s hot
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although tbh hotness is a commodity these days with deep fakes
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