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I work for the Internet, at @stripe, mostly on accelerating startups. Opinions here are my own.

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    Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Sep 2019
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    It's easy to joke about, but a really important part of both product and marketing at software companies is understanding that there are people for whom this is literally the most important thing they'll hear today. https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/Excel-Blog/Announcing-XLOOKUP/ba-p/811376 …pic.twitter.com/UO2B3Wv2YX

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      2. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Sep 2019
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        I totally get that there is a pattern of status policing which happens around this. ("Oh sure nerds, get excited about how your spreadsheet operates.") I am much more boggled by that when the status policing of tech people and products happens within the tech industry.

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      3. Patrick McKenzie‏ @patio11 25 Sep 2019
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        Absolutely no judgment for people who just aesthetically can't conceive of being excited about how spreadsheets operate, but part of me wants to strongly suggest fulfilling and rewarding careers in some other industry which one would more routinely actually enjoy.

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      1. Christine Price‏ @PstafarianPrice 25 Sep 2019
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        Huge news! "Most B2B SAAS startups aren't competing with their competitors. They are competing with Excel." I forget where I heard it. But it was a huge revelation to me. We developers have a huge blind spot to how important Excel is to the core functions of so many jobs.

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      1. Rob L'Heureux‏ @rob_lh 25 Sep 2019
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        It's very easy to underestimate the impact of improving fundamental components of complex systems.

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      1. Patrik Lönnström‏ @Chronoo 25 Sep 2019
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        This is genuinely big! Any improvements to Vlookup & Match will have huge impact on most businesses world wide. Boring (for some), yes? Useful, YES!

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      1. Guillermo Rauch‏Verified account @rauchg 25 Sep 2019
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        It's really great to see the excitement in the comments from so many people

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      2. Chris Eyre‏ @chriseyre2000 25 Sep 2019
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        There are whole industries involved in cleaning up after these (or at least those that get too big to fail and then fail).

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      2. Paschal Nee‏ @PMan1 25 Sep 2019
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        Useful and all as it is, will it not be a compatibility nightmare for people who exchange spreadsheets? Or is the office refresh cycle short these days.

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        Most big organizations are on Microsoft 365 SaaS now, so they'll all get the new functionality with the monthly update.

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