I really don't understand why this is true, but every time I walk by a bank that I haven't seen before I think "Ooh I wonder what their checking account is like", as if it would be totally unlike the checking account at literally every other bank.
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And you can imagine the angel/devil on my shoulder arguing about whether I should spend an hour to open another account: "This is really silly and would serve no purpose." "You could need a mortgage from them someday." "Then open it that day." "Helps if it's aged." "Marginally!"
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"It's free!" "It's not the accountants will want to see the statements and then bill you for the time to read that you had $25 there all year and no activity." "But that's deductible!" "There's no sense buying tax deductions!" "But it comes with a checking account!"
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Replying to @patio11
They used to have to give away toasters to get you to open an account.
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I would have *so many* toasters.
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